Every company has them. You know who they are: the people who stonewall projects and drain the passion and drive from those unwitting souls who work with them.
Recent MC Press
articles have discussed some of the many and varied personalities that comprise
the company workforce. We've examined the
go-to people and the
floaters—the good and the not-so-good. Now, we turn to the ugly: those
preternatural beings with the negative vibes whose sole purpose is to suck the
blood out of the company and anyone with whom they come into contact. The
bloodsuckers operate on the vampire principle, which states that it's always
open season to drain the lifeblood from any warm-blooded creature. Since pets do
not comprise most workforces, the only prey are other people and the company
itself: its strategic goals, idealistic visions, short-term tactical operations,
etc. Nothing and no one escapes the purview of the bloodsucker.
It is
important to differentiate the bloodsuckers from the floaters. Floaters are
usually benevolent, albeit inchoate, people who disrupt others' work but only do
harm when they actually have to get work done because they never think things
through in a thorough manner and are likely to forget important details ("Oops,
you mean the program didn't run last night because I forgot to hit Enter?").
Floaters can be created by bloodsuckers. Sometimes, becoming a floater is a
coping mechanism. After losing their sanity and self-respect because they have
been the object of the bloodsucker's abuse and they have no prospects of ever
receiving a promotion, raise, or transfer, all these people really are capable
of doing is floating in limbo.
Bloodsuckers, on the other hand, are
truly driven people. They have a purpose and an agenda—usually
nefarious—and their machinations don't simply disrupt the workplace; these
people actually prevent ideas from ever becoming realized as projects. They
quash ideas, veto new proposals or projects, and squash other employees' hopes
and dreams by sucking the life force out them, morphing them into shells of
their former selves: bloodless extractions.
Bloodsuckers, much like
vampires and shape-shifters (yes, all I learned in life I learned from Star
Trek), can take on many forms. Below are a few. I invite the MC Press
readership to add to the list.
- Johnny/Janie on the
Spot—These are the garden variety bloodsuckers. When asked to do
something by their managers or superiors, they can immediately and without
hesitation rattle off at least a hundred reasons why it can't be done, they
can't do it, and it's stupid. They provide neither guidance nor support, and if
they have power, they're likely to veto any project or idea you proffer.
- The Marquis de Sade—This flavor of bloodsucker despises people
who are bright, eager, competent, and nice—most especially if those people
work for them. At every turn, they seek to criticize and torture the employees,
driving them to resign, morph into mini Marquis de Sades and/or become
floaters.
- Janus—A truly devious person, the Janus-faced
bloodsucker will agree with you and even praise you one-to-one and then, in
front of your peers or his/her superiors, denounce you. Other tactics of the
Janus-faced bloodsucker are pulling your department budget out from under you
and then demanding that you still run the department with efficiency and
efficacy—while grinning at you from ear to ear.
- Passive-Aggressive—Unlike the Janus-faced bloodsucker, these
characters will listen to you, agree with you, and tell you that will they
champion your cause or bring your ideas to the table at the next
meeting—and then do nothing.
- The Cheatin' Thief—Like the passive-aggressive
bloodsucker, he/she will not only listen to your ideas, but then make them
his/her own and take the credit for them.
- The Silicon
Avatar/Crystalline Entity—Yep. From the fifth season of Star Trek:
The Next Generation. These bloodsuckers are the most heinous of all. They
leave only death and destruction in their wake. They are ruthless and
dictatorial, oftentimes cleaning house immediately upon ascending to their
proverbial thrones.
Coping with bloodsuckers is difficult, if not
downright impossible, depending on your relationship to and with them.
Sometimes, with great skill and cunning, you can beat them at their own game.
Other times, not. Oftentimes, we have to be realistic and act before we are
entangled in the bloodsucker's web and become either dinner or damned. Human
Resources is not always the best place to go unless there are multiple
complaints from multiple employees or you have a crackerjack team that knows how
to handle and resolve these types of interpersonal issues. If you organize
like-minded others, then you might find yourself cast in the role of
troublemaker rather than victim (ironic, isn't it?). The avoidance principle
also works—for awhile.
I hate to say it, but if the bloodsucker is
your manager or supervisor and you are at a point of no return, it is best to
update the ol' resume and put your energies into finding a better job. In a
large company, you may be able to work on sharpening your skills or acquiring
new skills and then applying for another job within the company and/or
requesting a transfer. Of course, you can try to reason with the bloodsucker,
but remember that vampires have no choice: They must suck the lifeblood from
others or perish.
Maria A. DeGiglio is
President of, and Principal Analyst for, Maria A. DeGiglio & Associates, an
advisory firm that provides clients with accurate and actionable information on
business and technology initiatives. You can reach Ms. DeGiglio at
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