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You've provided me with a way to not have to worry about offending anyone. I can be my brash, offensive self as long as I use examples. Thank you.You're welcome, but maybe you better wait a while before following my lead. It's only been one business day since the article came out. There's still time for some unpleasant bodily waste matter to hit the rotating device. Proceed at your own risk.
What happens if my new intended and I both want a window seat? Will she sit in my lap?The flight attendants might have something to say about it. Unless you're both exceptionally slim, the seat belt probably wouldn't fit around the two of you. Although, as far as I'm concerned ... as long as you're both consenting adults ... well, enough said.
The mile-high club uses the rest rooms for its "activities". Will we be assigned numbers and be called when it's our turn? Will there have to be a time limit on such activities so that everyone has a turn?I'm not a member of the club. And I have to admit that I have no idea of the logistics involved. With any luck, nobody--ABSOLUTELY NOBODY--will tell us anything--NOT A SINGLE THING--about that here. I think I've already pushed things as far as--probably considerably farther than--MC Press would like. However, if anyone feels a strong urge to share that information, my email address appears at the end each of my articles. Just be careful how you phrase the information. My spam filter usually blocks X-rated material. Try though I might, I've never been able to figure out how to stop it from doing so.
Being a gentleman will I be allowed to order for both me and my seat mate? I guess that means that I'll have to pay... being a gentleman and all.I'm sorry; that sounds like a question more for Ms. Manners than for me. I'm somewhat lacking in the social graces. That could explain why I don't get many dates.
What about the movie? Will I be allowed to put my arm around my new sweetie? How about necking in the balcony?Absolutely, but if it goes any further I refuse to be held responsible for the legal consequences. I also refuse to be held responsible if the relevant authorities are so straight-laced as to assign legal consequences to putting your arm around your sweetie or necking in the balcony. Basically, all I'm saying is that you're on your own. Proceed at your own risk.
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